10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament