10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- It's Free To Fold...
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Poker is for loners.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson