10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.