10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword