10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."