10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "No river, no fish."
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom