10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.