10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm