10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"