10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "No river, no fish."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.