10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters