10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.