10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.