10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.