10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.