10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986