10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.