10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.