10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."