10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.