10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom