10 Random Poker Quotes

Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
Those eggs smell delicious!
"You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger