10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "No river, no fish."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Fook the floosh droo!