10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.