10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Welcome to kicker school
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.