10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Fook the floosh droo!
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus