10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!