10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.