10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!