10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.