10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls