10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine