10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "No river, no fish."
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim