10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Poker is for loners.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.