10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is for loners.