10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.