10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.