10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.