10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "No river, no fish."
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.