10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.