10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth