10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."