10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]