10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves