10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A