10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water