10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier