10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob