10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.