10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed